Toenail-er-cize.......and other foolishness
Okay, exactly WHO'S bright idea was it that if we (as women) want to pamper ourselves, indulge ourselves, you know, put ourselves first and all that, should paint our toenails?????
I'll tell you who....the people who sell nail polish and the people who sell muscle relaxants and pain relievers!!! The first is a no brainer...more people painting toenails = more nail polish sales = happy nail polish industry, the second group may not be so obvious...but in order to paint your toenails you need to put yourself in positions that would make most yogis weep....well maybe I am exagerating, positions that would make most near sighted, 36 year old, overweight, flexability challenged yogi's weep and seize up...don't forget the seizing up bit....**sigh** Well, from what I can see of my toenails, they don't look too bad, I'm sure they must look sexy (can toenails look sexy???) It is really late (1:30am) and my sweetie is at work, and I am still not quite used to him being gone all night and I am kind of at loose ends, I guess I should go to bed now, but I am not really that tired...I could take 2 Melatonin again tonight...but I would like to wake up before 2pm since I promised James that I would help him to organize his bedroom . Good night :0)
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