I am changing my name........ 

I am changing my name........

I am changing my name to Tiffany, putting on some lipgloss and taking the next flight out of this hell hole to an exclusive tropical island (with NO bugs...except maybe butterflies) reserved for women who JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! Here, the weather will be warm, with a cool breeze all day and a little cooler at night to sleep....yes..to really truly sleep and not get up till I am darn well good and ready. There will be chauffers to take me shopping (and oh! what shopping with unlimited cash!!) and to dinner (5 star all the way, and healthy too!) and to the beach etc....There will be a full service spa, for daily massage therapy, manicures, pedicures, painless waxing (they have discovered the secret here), facials and hair styling and all that other stuff. No phones, no CNN, no dirty dishes...sounds like paradise....wait...it gets even better, each women will get her own personal assistant, personal trainer (to her own specifications...nudge nudge...wink wink) :0) personal chef and personal maid. The scenery will be breathtaking with the peaceful sounds of tropical birds and the ocean to restore each woman back to sanity. So Bon Voyage my friends....I am outta here....wheeeee heee heeee heee!!!

Damn, I can't find my ticket...I know I left it on the table...wait! I don't have a passport...hmmm I'm sure I'll need a passport...and I bet that the butterflies are poisonous....probably have big fangs...eeeep! I still have to make supper, and do the dishes...poop...I don't have enough gas to get to the airport.....****sigh**** I guess I will just have a bath and go to bed...so I guess I will talk at ya all tommorrow!

Love Tiffany :0)